Asian's engrish is good!

Got this in a forwarded mail...

Please read carefully, 10 u will understand.


This is hilarious...even an Englishman could not construct sentences using
numeric!
Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese....


Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not
only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.


This was what he came up with...


1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me,
so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so
fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to
throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So,
I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call
my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4
work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so
nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .